I see by the surge in stat hits earlier today from the cmich.edu domain that the unthinkable has finally happened: students have found my blog.
Welcome then, to the sparsely updated missives of your professor. Don’t worry. I don’t talk bad about you. That’s for my secret blog.
Yes, the secret blog … the one with the nakedness and all the kitten recipies …
How do you make a kittie tartar? Don’t brush its teeth! Nyuk Nyuk!