Mes amis,
It seems there will be a slight delay in the scheduling of my dissertation defense. Instead of the end of January, it is now scheduled for Monday, February 12, 2007 at 3:30 in Powers 121. No need to go into the reasons for this except to say it has nothing to do with me or my work … it’s just a scheduling issue for the committee members.
Que sera, sera, I say.
They probably knew how much of a procrastinator you truly are, and made up an earlier date so you could get your bitch-ass in gear to get it done. You complied, got your draft done, and only then did they tell you the real date
Of course, maybe it was ligit and all laughs can be directed back at me. Cheers!